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Smile and provide you with enough sarcasm to choke your grandmother No NA doesn’t want anything bad to happen to your Grandma Ruth but she does want you to strongly consider re naming your vibrator after a guy who’s at the top of your spank bank rotation Be prepared for dripping juice boxes awkward pelvic thrusting and a little suspense to keep your snatch on edge Warning This novel contains explicit sex profanity and far too much vaginal humor This novel is not meant for anti fornicators up tight prudes or virgins who refuse to go to Pound Tow. Total 43 CentsI just want to clear the air before I get on with my review First this review is most likely bias It is unavoidable I have known about this book from the very beginning I have read chapters when NA was wigging out I have had conversations and brainstorming sessions about these characters So to me they exist uiet realistically if I may add Ellen Trent Amy and every other character in this debut novel have swum around in my head for months I know them I get them They are my people They aren t exactly MY babies per se but they are a sort of fictional niecenewphew ish entity in my mind as they were created by someone as close to me as my own sisterThat brings me to point number two I love NA Alcorn I m not gushing here folks We driven miles to be together spoken on the phone almost everyday our husbands have been wickedly drunk together and I ve met her mother Hi MOM So yeah it s like thatI don t have a problem admitting that this review

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The Infamous Ellen James Infamous #1

Ly turned on He makes her fantasize about him in all kinds of dirty inappropriate waysWith the help of her obnoxious and often times hilarious best friend Amy Ellen will find herself in several crazy embarrassing situations This is a story of friendship love and how one very sarcastic woman can find the strength to pick up the pieces after having her heart broken In her first novel NA Alcorn provides interesting takes on the word vagina while giving you a reason to re think your next visit to the Emergency Room This book is bound to make you laugh. 35 Too Much Vagina Talk and Not Enough Action StarsHi my name is Ellen James and I love to talk about my vagina I love to see how many variations of names I can come up with for my vagina I love to use my vagina Let me break it down for youthis book was centered around two thingstheand drinkingCopious amounts of drinking We re talking full on hammered doing stupid shit drinking And not just a night or twono almost every single night Ellen and her BFF Amy are drinking How these two managed to drink as much as they did and get up and go to work in the emergency room of a hospital is BEYOND ME Ellen and our hero Trent first meet while Ellen is giving a presentation at a conference Wait that s not righther vagina was definitely saying YES but her heart was saying NO After all she was an engaged woman Until she goes home to find her soon to be hubby in bed with someone else Flash forward 3 months and in an effort to forget about said adultery Ellen and Amy DRINK

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Meet twenty eight year old Ellen James A sarcastic feisty foul mouthed ER Nurse She is snarky sassy and sometimes crudely inappropriate After a terrible breakup with her fiancé Ellen has promised herself that she will never make the mistake of falling for another man again and physicians well she’s than written them offOnce she meets sexy Trauma Surgeon Dr Trent Hamilton this promise is unbelievably hard to keep This too hot for Ellen's own good man is undeniably sexy and down right irresistible He leaves her breathless speechless and irritating. Okay this is not a book that will win any Pulitzer Prizebut hell it wins hands on for being such a funny read I had a smile on my face whilst reading about snarky sassy and foul mouth Ellen James s life as a nurse and her problems with loveGreat characters awesome and dirty dialogueCan we finish this conversation tomorrow I have to get ready for workSure I can t wait to rehash how some guy refused to make boom boom with my so called drunken vagina Amy rolls her eyes dramatically as she uses her fingers for air uotesLooks like I m going to have my work cut out for me with this situationSwoony heroDr Trent Hamiltonooh I m falling in love with you too sweetheart I know you re scared and I know the shit that dickless douchebag put you through has you doing everything in your power to never go through something like that again but I m not him baby Don t run from it Fall with me Be with me Ellie I want to give you every part of myself I want to be th


10 thoughts on “The Infamous Ellen James Infamous #1

  1. says:

    35 stars Great humor likeable characters but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many references to the 'vagina' and all the other varia

  2. says:

    1118 Five Big Bold Hysterical Triple Plow PLEASE Trent Hamilton Loving StarsAfter doing nothing but reading this book for a day all I can honestly say right now is WOW I have a fever and the only cure is Trent Hamilton The Hamiltonian Effect is in full swing over hereMy full review will come after the blog tour but I have

  3. says:

    Okay this is not a book that will win any Pulitzer Prizebut hell it wins hands on for being such a funny read I

  4. says:

    4 funtastic starsNow I'm not going to lie and say this is the best story I've ever read because I'd be lying I will say it

  5. says:

    35 Too Much Vagina Talk and Not Enough Action StarsHi my name is Ellen James and I love to talk about my vagina I love to see how m

  6. says:

    Snarky funny sexy

  7. says:

    Total 43 CentsI just want to clear the air before I get on with my review First this review is most likely bias It is unavoidable I have known about this book from the very beginning I have read chapters when NA wa

  8. says:

    25 stupidly silly STARSGenre Hospital romanceCover Doesn't match with what's inside 410Writing style 510Heroine 510Hero 810Amount of

  9. says:

    I really wanted to like this one but the potty mouthed childish humor did me in I have read other books where I didn't mind this aspect but maybe because these people are professional nurses and doctors it made me think less of them I had a hard time with Ellen her life was one big joke after another with her at the butt end this started to bother me In the end this one just wasn't for me

  10. says:

    45 dirty minded starsMy name is Ellen James Elle for short I'm ornery and sarcastic and my favorite word has four letters starts with an F and ends with U C and K I'm loud obnoxious and inappropriately honest I have a girl crush on my yoga instructor and take pride in the fact that I can double plow I promise it's a yoga positionWhat the a

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