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When the Imperial prison barge Purge temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy's most ruthless killers rebels scoundrels and thieves breaks down in a distant uninhabited part. like an unconcerned lover meeting you for a nooner Death Troopers is uick and dirty it doesnt ask you how you are doing or if you are getting close when it is finished it rolls out of bed and leaves you staring asking what exactly just happened you feel a little dirty then you shower and get back to work in the end it is still a nooner so who can scoff at that not ia little background info to explain the aboveas a kid i was an avid book reader you put it in front of me and it would be consumed scifi conspiracy historical fiction even the babysitters clubi was a blank template for the DnD dice rolling dork who at 40 woulds till be living in the basement a virgin who had 60 defense against magici was a sucker for sci fi movies i watched starwars star trek battle star original buck rogers my dad ended up recording over our copy of The Beastmaster because my brother and i watched it far far too oftenas i got older conspiracy s became of a focus zombies and the occult i began theorizing how i would reinforce structures in case of a zombie apocalypse i became the dice rolling dork and escaped with only minimal scarringalthough i have been considered a geek for most of my life i have been able to keep myself out of the uber geek fanboy socially scary category Joe Schreiber screwed that all up for meby combining Starwars and Zombies into a novel Joe forced me to pick up a Starwars universe book this is the first that i have ever read and as we all know addictions always start with a single experience so damn you Joe and thank you joe but ultimately damn you Joe i am one step closer to becoming the starwars kid someone keep video cameras away from me for a whilewhen i bought this i found that the dust cover on the book was reversible a poster for the book the cover itself instead of being blank as many hard covers sported the books image inside a timeline for where this book exists in the universe between 1 5 years before A New Hope The plot is pretty basic Prison barge breaks down in the abyss of space a Star Destroyer is sound which has only 10 life forms aboard prison guard enters the Star Destroyer to scavenge parts then all hell breaks looseFor those who say i dont like star wars so i wont read this get over it this is a horrorzombie novel Starwars is almost cursory in most places with the exception of references to familiar starwars species and verbiage there is not much here that is out of the ordinary for a spacesci fi storyline no magic microbes that let you levitate stuff no laser swords or cryptic green man doling out advice from a swampfor the avid starwars fan you wont be disappointed by some of the surprises either some references just cant be made in a review doing so would just be bad form on my partin the end i would suggest this book for any sci fi or horror fan at 230 pages it was fast and fun i look forward to reading it a second time and loaning it outTo ballantinedel rey booksGreat job on the design of Death troopers there is one aspect that kinda pissed me off thoughWhat is the point in putting an excerpt in the end of the book for marketing purposes when you choose to put in chapters 3 5 do you realize that with out chapters 1 and 2 we are less likely to read it that it makes little sense and therefore has a negative impact on the choice to buy the book you have excerptedin the book you chose the characters exist nearly 40 years thank you timeline after a new hope the book looks good but it took far too long to get to the point where i understood what was happening to be honest if i were to buy the book i would not read the first two chapters as i am already far past their usabilityi have never run into a teaser excerpt that was mid book and i hope i never do againwhat were you thinking very annoyingToastx2

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Hem come back bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours nearly all aboard the Purge will die in ways too hideous to imagineAnd death is only the beginnin. I have always been terrified of scary stuff ever since my childhood nightmares I don t think they were nightmares any just an overactive imagination or a haunted house I tried to keep away from the scary bloody suspenseful things either because they were too dark and scary for me or too dark and scary for my mom And I practically followed what my mom said So when I heard such good stuff about this book I was like Well let s find and see what we can about it There were some fan made videos that promoted it that I saw were really cool You readers should check them out SPOILER THIS IS SPOILER AND STAR WARS HEAVY SCROLL DOWN TO THE END IF YOU WANT TO SKIP IT It starts with a prison ship that somehow doesn t have a good hyperdrive and it gets caught by a tractor beam from an Imperial Star Destroyer At first everyone is all like Cool At last We can drop off these spineless dangerous people or at least have some protection for a while And the captain s all like Uh we haven t heard from the ship Send some guys up See if we can find out what s going on Rule 1 When entering an unresponsive ship that you know can carry over a thousand crew and has enough firepower to blow up your ship send trained professionals with a LOT of firepower to board The awesome thing in the beginning is that we don t really get a good look at the zombies until midway Until the group splits up after all coming together The zombies are actually not called zombies in this book Apparently that term zombie is not in the galactic dictionary They are pretty much described like a zombie with their clothes in tatters some of them with flesh peeling or ripped open I know that there is this signature sound that they make and I can t uite remember how it went Anyone who remembers can comment below So this is the type of style in which movie makers who make zombie movies should follow But if all the movie makers did this then it ll get cheesy and lose its touch Ugh I m going off track A big but well known surprise when this came was the introduction of our lovable original characters Han Solo and Chewbacca Guess what They re on their way to prison Now we don t know if this is before Battle of Yavin or after Battle of Yavin so either way we can t let these two become zombies anyway So apparantley like in any zombie epidemic you ve got the guys who are left unscathed when the sickness entered the prison ship And now they have to fight their way off an infested ISD Now here is where we get to the start that this zombie state is actually a sickness I ve always seen zombies come out of graves and would eat people and then go back under the ground at light Or some voodoo type ritual This was the first time that I read of a sickness that could create a zombie state And 3 years later I know that it is a possibility for some sort of disease to destroy the mind up to its basic functions These zombies are fast which I kinda don t like they have a ton of numbers on their side really like they act dumb in some scenes classic and in some they become smart wait what I thought you said that they were dumb Apparently the fluid the sickness re engineered by the Empire in this mad laboratory can adapt given some time It acts like a hive mind once one zombie knows how to say fire a blaster then they all can Oh and there s one bit Apparently when the zombies all start flying out of the Star Destroyer they all just die because there is a limit on how far the fluid can retain control over all of it s little minions Really That s gonna be the big finish No indication on what s gonna happen to the rest of the zombies stuck on the star destroyer So I guess that Joe Schreiber likes to let the readers decide on what s gonna happen Let us make up a story that the star destroyer lands on a planet with culture similar to Medieval Japan and have samurai aliens fight against Imperial armor covered zombies Actually that would be kinda cool to see Hmm In conclusion I had a lot of fun with this book It has the feel of a true horror which just a few licks of classic in it It is not one for the faint of heart so let me warn you but it is very good one to read for all of those horror readers and star wars readers and horrorstar wars readers Seriously if you ve never seen star wars but you love horror this book is the best of both worlds It was vice versa with me This book is one that I highly recommend to just about anyone especially a fellow star wars fan

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Of space its only hope seems to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting derelict and seemingly abandoned But when a boarding party is sent to scavenge for parts only half of t. The zombie force is strong in this one ZOMBIES LONG TIME AGO FAR FAR AWAY Maybe some hardcore fans of Star Wars can feel uncertain to try this book since its basic premise involves zombies yes you read right ZOMBIES Without thinking that nowadays isn t canonical anyHowever before you decide to go away from the book I can let you know that this particular book is in the toplists of several Star Wars reviewers around the internetSosomething good must have Moreover technically you will have zombies as much as they can be zombies in The Walking Dead where nobody denies that those are zombies and at least here you will get to understand the logic and science behind this creatures well the logic and science in a galaxy with lightsabers CREEPY GOOD TALE The book is really good creepy good and entertainingI had some expectations before I started to read the novel and many of them weren t as I thought since the story developed in a total different way butI don t say this in a negative way I thought that the novel would be driven through not big shots stormtroopers battling for their lives against an impossible threat where you wouldn t know who might surviveHowever soon enough you will get a BIG SURPRISE nope I won t spoil it but you ll love it that you will be tenderhearted about having some characters that you know that they must survive the tale IMPERIAL HORRORS The author could acomplish a really interesting project here merging horror genre with not only sci fi in a general sense but just right into the universe of Star Wars in a very plausible wayI don t want to get into details to avoid to spoil any of the fun that you d have if you d decide to read this book too And I can tell you that you will have a lot of surprises and some of them are really cool and great and that will help to make this novel like a true example proudly part of the Star Wars legacy


10 thoughts on “Star Wars Death Troopers

  1. says:

    this marks my second and possibly last foray into the surprisingly expansive world of Star Wars tie in novels my first was Han Solo's Revenge back when I was 10 or sothe plot involves the Empire prison ship Purge and its ill fated

  2. says:

    My almost 13 year old son read this in one day had a nightmare that night and then insisted that I read it as well I admit I was intrigued by the concept and the cover art since it came out After reading it over the course of about 3 days I realize the cover art and the concept remain the best things about this book Death Troopers came out in 2009 so I'm not going to be revealing anything major here to the hardcore Star Wars fans but still

  3. says:

    like an unconcerned lover meeting you for a “nooner” Death Troopers is uick and dirty it doesnt ask you how you are doing or if you are getting close when it is finished it rolls out of bed and leaves you staring asking “what exactly just happened” you feel a little dirty then you shower and get back to work in the end it is still a n

  4. says:

    The zombie force is strong in this one ZOMBIES LONG TIME AGO FAR FAR AWAY Maybe some hardcore fans of Star Wars can feel uncertain to try this book since its basic premise involves zombies yes you read right ZOMBIES Without thinking that nowadays isn't canonical anyHowever before you decide to go away from the book I can let you know that this particular book is in the toplists of several Star Wars reviewers around the internetSosomething g

  5. says:

    A very funny Star Wars tale with zombiesThe appearance of a famous characters duo was a nice addview spoiler and Chewbecca infection induced nightmares are one of the best parts of the story hide spoiler

  6. says:

    “Well we’re on a Star Destroyer being chased by the living dead”The Purge is an Imperial prison barge When it makes an unexpected stop near a ghost Star Destroyer Captain of the Guard Jareth Sartoris is sent aboard to find spare parts Ins

  7. says:

    I wrote this review in 2012 For some reason Star Wars fans and zombie film fans don't often mix so this book is very defin

  8. says:

    I really wanted this book to be filled with win Star Wars plus Zombies How could that be bad? Well it’s not bad That’s not exactly the ringing endorsement anybody really wants though is it?First problem is that I’m genuinely not a fan of the horror genre I like the occasional horror movie but I skip all the tortur

  9. says:

    I have always been terrified of scary stuff ever since my childhood nightmares I don't think they were nightmar

  10. says:

    I should probably start this review by stating that I am not the biggest Star Wars fan Don’t get me wrong I enjoyed the movies well all save the preuel trilogy of which I dislike all three and I’ve played some of the games Knights of the Old Republic stands as one of my favorite RPGs ever made but the expanded universe is not

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