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Ch readers how to avoid danger at all costs from sneaky snakes posing as toothbrushes to sharks hiding in toilets to robots disguised as kindly grandmas After all DANGER IS Danger is Everywhere was one of those books that would have been much better if I d read it physical or Kindle instead of listened to it All things considered the narrator did a good job but there s only so many acronyms one can keep straight without actually looking at the book Not only that the book had a definite voice to it but the narration was just a little too much It would have been much better if it had been an annoying voice in my head instead an annoying voice in my ear and it was definitely supposed to be annoying in a silly kind of wayThe premise of the book is clever and the examples and chapters are very funny Part of the humor is how serious the book takes itself But as I said earlierthe narration kind of killed it and I couldn t stick with it without getting a headache Maybe one day I ll become a Dangeroligist but I ll have to get a paperback

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Danger is everywhere

This fully illustrated totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything Dr Noel Zone the greatest and only dangerologist in the world is ready to tea Dear Docter Noel ZoneOrdinarily I d side eye those who deliberately choose to misspell a word But in your case you gave yourself the first name of Docter spelled that way to distinguish yourself from others because you are a Level 5 DangerologistHowever there are some obvious gaps in your knowledge of danger I refer specifically to your garden which is all bricks and concrete because you find them safer than common garden features But holy freaking cabbages Noel are you just trolling us You know what s pretty darned dangerous Bricks and concrete If one should fall at best you d be bruised but at worst you could bang your head and that won t end wellAlso Noel we need to talk about your fondness of cabbages Mate they are nowhere near as awesome as you think they are Now I m okay to agree to disagree but I can t help but wonder if your cabbage fancy is put on After all your neighbour grows and sells cabbages and you eat a heckload of them which leads me to believe you re just using cabbages to get to Gretelwhom you re not comfortable talking to because you like herSo are you into cabbages because they re Gretel s livelihood Or do you like Gretel because she runs the cabbage trade Or do you like Gretel because she seems to be the only female aroundAnd Noel you seem to solve all your problems by dancing Mate do you have any idea how dangerous dancing is It s freaking dangerous You can trip or hit someone or at least cause some emotional trauma to those who witness the occasion Not cool Noel Not coolYou did well to include The Emergency Page Of Calm though much appreciated And though I shouldn t laugh at your unfortunate predicament of living near the zoo wherein giraffes chew your letters of complaint I loved the page 72 73 spread STOP STARING AT ME GIRAFFES YOU WEIRD STRETCHY HORSESKind regardsDocter Tez Miller Level 1 DangerologistPS Always a delight to have your neighbour David O Doherty at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival every year

FREE READ Danger is everywhere

EVERYWHERE and we need to be preparedWith art on every page this hilarious and truly creative handbook will have readers laughing out loud very safely from start to finish Did not finishRead about 40 pages and couldn t handle it any Just wasn t funny to me and kept essentially repeating itselfTiresome


10 thoughts on “Danger is everywhere

  1. says:

    Dear Docter Noel ZoneOrdinarily I'd side eye those who deliberately choose to misspell a word But in your case you gave yourself the first name of Docter spelled that way to distinguish yourself from others because you are a Level 5 Dangerol

  2. says:

    It's a great Nd hilarious my mom even laughed at some of the jokes Stop staring at me giraffe you weird stretchy horses

  3. says:

    The book is actually uite funny and kinda entertaining The words are uite confusing but easy to read The graphics are great Docter Noel is amazing in his field I give him that

  4. says:

    This book is about how you keep safe from absolutely incredibly not dangerous things I loved it so much because of how he uses his imagination

  5. says:

    Danger is Everywhere was one of those books that would have been much better if I’d read it physical or Kindle instead of listened to it All things considered the narrator did a good job but there’s only so many acronyms one can keep straight without actually looking at the book Not only that the book had a definite voice to it but the narration was just a little too much It would have been much better if it had been an annoying voice i

  6. says:

    This amazing book has really got the silly out of me as Docter Noel Zone explains some of the funniest and dangerous accidents and dangers that we could encounter every day WARNING If you pick up the book you will not be ab

  7. says:

    SO MUCH FUN to share while on a school visit The kids LOVED this one Completely weird and awesome

  8. says:

    Did not finishRead about 40 pages and couldn't handle it any Just wasn't funny to me and kept essentially repeating itselfTiresome

  9. says:

    This book was CRAAAZYYYP

  10. says:

    This handbook is about Docter not doctor Noel Zone teaching the reader about the uote unuote dangerous things of

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